My yacht is bigger than your yacht

Oh Internet, is there any question you can't answer? The ludicrously large yacht that was seen in Santa Barbara this summer was the 'A' - a mere 390' super yacht owned by the Russian Andrey Melnichenko.

This doesn't even crack the top ten of super yachts, by size at least, with the Eclipse owned by Roman Arkadyevich Abramovich currently topping the chart at 557'.

Neither of these yachts is thought to be James Bond proof.